What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 08:28
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
Nuts and Butts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks